Wednesday, February 1, 2006

'Baby Jessica' Marries Small-Town Sweetheart | Jessica McClure, Marriage : People.com

'Baby Jessica' Marries Small-Town Sweetheart | Jessica McClure, Marriage : People.com:

"Jessica McClure, the toddler who captured the nation's heart and evoked its prayers 18 years ago from 22 feet below the surface of this oil patch town, is a married woman.

McClure – now 19 and a student at Midland College – was married Saturday to Daniel Morales, 32, at a Church of Christ in a small rural community outside of the town. The couple met at a day-care center where Morales’s sister worked with the bride. "

Not much of a story - until you get to this:

"At 25, McClure stands to earn a trust fund reportedly valued in excess of $1 million, made up of contributions from well-wishers around the world. "

WTF? She's going to be a millionaire because she was dumb enough to fall down a well? I'm going to go outside and walk in front of a cab and just wait for the money to roll in the door.

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